Belle Plaine

Adéu-siau! Te'n vas amb el mes de març, però em deixes un record ben dolç, suau com el teu nom, de color d'olor de mel.

Open All Night

Els dies són curts, i les nits eternes. Inútilment et cerco en el paisatge buit de la meva desolació.

Paradise

Promise me paradise, holding hands, walking towards the beauty of your unpolluted heart.

Coincidències

No crec gaire en les coincidències, però últimament me n'han passat un grapat. Serà qüestió de deixar de ser un escèptic per esdevenir un possibilista.

Lectures d'estiu

Ja sé què llegiré aquest estiu.

Marató de Barcelona

Felicitats a tots els participants de la Marató de Barcelona. Que per molts anys es pugui continuar celebrant, i que creixi en participants i prestigi esportiu.

ETA

La banda terrorista basca ETA ha anunciat un alto el foc permanent a partir d'ahir 24 de març. És una gran notícia que dóna esperança a la solució d'un conflicte -el basc- per vies estrictament democràtiques. Només desitjo que totes les parts estiguin de debò prou madures i disposades a respectar la voluntat dels ciutadans, que és el que en el fons significa la democràcia. Per la pau, la llibertat i la democràcia!

Una finestra al mar

Si la teva finestra no dóna al mar, el pintes.

Movie

Let's watch a movie!

Almost Blue

Now your eyes are red,
From crying.

Olor de sexe

Avui he fet servir guants de làtex, i les mans em fan olor de sexe.

Nuovo Cinema Paradiso

Autoretrat

L'any passat el Museo del Prado va organitzar una exposició sobre el retrat a la història de l'art espanyol. Des de retratistes de cort com Velázquez i Goya fins a artistes dels segles XIX i XX, l'exhibició mostrava el públic alguns dels artistes -i obres- més representatius de la història de l'art universal.

L'últim retrat de l'exposició era aquest autoretrat que Picasso va pintar una setmana abans de morir. Picasso, que d'autoretrats n'havia pintat uns quants, ens mostra en aquesta obra tota la veritat sobre la seva vida en una brutal mostra d'honestedat pictòrica i humana. Una obra que no pot deixar indiferent ningú, i que cada vegada que el miro em provoca angoixa, neguit i admiració.

Woman Seeking Man

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Date: Sun Dec 21 01:00:16 2003


OK - I have been trying to meet a "nice" guy for quite a while now, using both traditional methods (set-ups through friends, the bar scene, work, etc.) and non-traditional (i.e., internet dating), and have had abysmal results. By "nice", I don't mean a bible-thumping, republican, up-tight putz who could make a diamond out of a lump of coal planted firmly up his a-hole. I mean a guy who is capable of having a decent conversation that doesn't center around the size of his cock; who is aware of the world around him; who is respectful of people and animals; who doesn't clip his fucking fingernails on the train; who makes me laugh; who parties like a rock star when he has the time; and who can fuck me like a champ after checking his hang-ups at the door. Someone with a brain. A sense of humor. A job. I'm a busy, successful, attractive woman with a professional degree and a great circle of friends. I have a life. What I don't have, however, is a lot of time to wade through a bunch of bullshit. If you just want to get laid, fine; just say that up front so I can move on. Don't make me waste my time exchanging e-mails for days, then stop writing after I don't want to answer the "money" questions after knowing you for 3.5 hours, like 1) what's the craziest sex you've ever had? 2) how often do you masturbate? 3) do you have a nice, clean ass, with clean ass odor? (I couldn't make that up) and 4) do you like oral? (DUH??!!?? WHO DOESN'T??) Apparently, no matter how pretty, sexy, funny, smart, successful, sweet, caring, interesting etc. I am, it all boils down to one thing: fucking. Fine. I give up. You want to fuck? I can fuck.

WANTED: a guy to pull out his big, thick cock within five seconds of our first meeting. I want to kneel at your feet and worship you (and your organ) like a greek god. I will take your throbbing love-stick in my mouth and service you like a pro. I will lick the head of your penis, concentrating on the sensitive spot underneath the head, where it meets the shaft. I will then take you fully into my mouth, and move my head all the way down, swallowing the entire length. When you're all the way in and I'm fighting not to gag, I will move all the way back to the tip, then repeat. I will continue, up and down, until I feel that you're about to cum; then I'll stop, lick my way down to your balls, and take take them both in my mouth while stroking your cock with my hand. I will then move around to your back, spread the cheeks of your ass and rim your asshole with my tongue while stroking your cock. I'll shove a finger or two up there, if you like.

Once you're good and hard, I'll let you eat my pussy for a while, preferably until I cum two or three times. A little rimming of your own would be nice. Attention can be paid to my breasts (which are D-cups, by the way), or I can pinch my nipples myself. Once my juices are flowing, you can proceed to the fucking. Shove your cock in me, hard, all the way in. The harder the better, and if you're hung like a horse, my prayers have been answered. Keep going. Don't worry about me; I will make myself cum again on my own, either with old-fashioned diddling or my trusty vibrator. My ass needs attention, too, don't forget-I'm a three-input kinda girl! After you've made me cum fucking me the old-fashioned way, slowly (and gently, please!) push your huge dick up my ass. Use lots of astro-glide. I will be a little hesitant at first, but then the yummy pleasure-mixed-with-pain will start to kick in, and I'll get really into it. I'll start shoving my ass back against your cock as hard as I can, until I explode with the hardest orgasm yet. At this point, if you feel like getting your freak on, we can pop in a porno and emulate whatever is happening on the screen. Or, I can pull out my cache of sex toys. You can have me straddle an enormous uber-cock and work as much of it into my vagina as I can take, while you get in on the action by fucking me up the ass. You want a threesome? No problem. I'll invite one of my crazy girlfriends over, and you can watch me eat her out while you masturbate. Or, she can sit on my face while you fuck me. Another option is you banging me from behind while I lick her pussy. The possibilities are endless, really.

Once that's over, feel free to pull out and cum on my ass / tits / face / mouth / whatever.

See, I do have what you want! Don't tell ME law school was all for naught. . .

Think Outside the Box

Milosevic (1941-2006)

Ha mort l'assassí. Per l'única cosa que em sap greu és per les víctimes, a les quals ara no se'ls podrà fer justícia. Però la història posarà les coses al seu lloc. Tan de bo hagués mort abans l'útim genocida del segle XX.

Llegir

Un dels llibres que més recordo haver llegit quan era petit era "El castell d'aniràs i no tornaràs". Jo devia tenir uns 10 anys, i el record que en tinc és totalment confús. D'una banda, el plaer de la lectura; de l'altra, la por que em feia la història. Però l'acte de la lectura ha esdevingut cavaller totpoderós en el reialme de la meva consciència.

Camins

Una carretera qualsevol, que va des de la meva angoixa a la teva imaginació.

La família

Em deien que la família no era universal, que no totes les societats entenien el concepte de família de la mateixa manera. Però jo ja ho sabia.

Just Like a Woman

Llit

M'hagués quedat tot el matí al llit, sinó hagués estat perquè érem només jo i la meva soledat.

Child of God

Home

... i una casa són més que quatre parets i un sostre.

El mar

Vaig néixer vora el mar. Vaig acabar cansat del mar. Ara que no el tinc, l'enyoro.

Peixos

Qui no sembra, no recull. I qui vol peixos, s'ha de mullar el cul. (O com deia la Dolors Monserdà, "qui no arrisca no pisca!".

Demà

Amb pas ferm, travesso el pont de l'ahir al demà. I avui més que mai, me'n recordo de tu.

Menteixes

Menteixes i mates. La teva putrefacta existència em fa avergonyir-me de la espècie humana.

Les paraules

Ofegat en el desig etern de les paraules, em parles de la teva promiscuïtat; però jo només veig els teus llabis en moviment, i no escolto res del que em dius.

No diguis res

El silenci em té atrapat, lluny de la remor del la teva insultant camaraderia.

Brossa i cendra

He estat tot el dia buscant-te en el mirall del temps, i només hi he trobat brossa i cendra.

The World Is Flat #2